First let me tell you that this report was Not intended to be humorous at all. It was plainly meant to be an informational piece about shower heads and what citizen preferred. The more I investigated the more I found there were huge differences between what men want vs. What women want in shower head. The more men and women I talked with the more obvious and humorous the differences became. I even had much understanding into the thoroughly separate yet hilarious shower habits and "rituals" of men and women. As funny as these habits are most men will recapitulate to the men's habits and women will recapitulate to the women's habits. I bet you will too.
What will assuredly tickle your funny bone is when You gift or email this report to your partner, friends, relatives, coworkers, or whomever you know. Be sure to ask them their opinions on it. I will speculation a guess that the responses you receive will be humorously similar to the observations I have made (even though they are thoroughly blown out of proportion).
Shower Head
Before I get into the shower head differences it may be helpful to note the shower habits women and men have. This is foremost because there tends to be a direct association between these habits and what shower head is preferred.
Women: Their Shower Ritual
Most men cannot even fathom the strange "rituals" that go on when a woman showers. They only thing men know is that when the door shuts this "ritual" will last in any place from 30 minutes to about 5 hours. After which the door swings open, steam erupts out of the bathroom, and a barely noticeable frame is standing, roughly glowing, in the midst of it. It is pretty much like something out of a sci-fi movie.
Women have this "armory" of products they "absolutely need" to conduct this shower "ritual." What we are talking about here is 30 separate kinds of shower gels, soaps, scrubs, and whatnot that will take care of dry skin, flaky skin, oily skin, compound skin, slightly oily flaky dry skin, flaky oily something or other skin, etc. Each is pleasantly scented that can seem a fragrance such as frosting, cakes, chocolate, candy, and various fruits and berries which can relax or invigorate their senses. Women also wish somewhere around 5 shampoos and 9 conditioners, each with separate purposes for their ever-changing hairstyles as well as an assortment of wash cloths, scrubbers, buffers, bath puffs, etc. For each of their "10,029" parts. To top it all off they wish various hair discharge tools including shaving mousses, gels, creams, before and after shaving gels, etc. Somehow women administrate to cram all of this into the 26 rack they have hanging in the shower.
Women take their time in the shower, obviously. Covering every nook and cranny on their body. Inspecting every square inch for any sort of imperfection that can be taken care of by one of the many showering products they use. They will wash their hair not once, not twice, but repeatedly until there is no shampoo and conditioner left in the house even the underground backups under the sink and stashed in the attic. Even when all of this care is done they still must go through their "after shower ritual." lively someone else 10 hours of their day for a 1-hour outing. But, you won't hear me complain because the end effect is all the time stunning and beautiful.
Men: Their Shower Ritual
Now let's take a look at the shower "ritual" of a man. Well, it isn't much of a ritual at all. You see men are quite uncomplicated creatures. They wish very little in the way of showering items or even time.
More than likely if you look in a man's shower you will see 5 or so items; a rarely used washcloth, a bar of soap (usually with the name of a hotel on it), cheap shampoo/conditioner combo (only if he has hair), and perhaps a razor with shaving cream. That is it!
Men do not take much time at all because they are the Masters of the 30-second shower. Typically men will fiddle around for a bit running the bar of soap around their body with extra concentration to armpits and those "other" 2 spots. They will hold their fingernails under the spray and hope that any gunk gets shot out. Men will wash their hair just once rinsing it while they do wash it. The washcloth ordinarily sits unused but sometimes will be used for that "extra cleaning" for church days, birthdays, Christmas, Mother's Day, and anniversaries. Just ask a bunch of men how well they scrub their backs and how often!
So What Do Women And Men Want In A Shower Head?
Now that you know the differences in "rituals" women and men have you can plainly see that showering for women is all about indulging, pampering, beauty, relaxation, variety, stimulation of senses, and polite care for their body. You can also see that men just want to get in and get out of the shower as fast as they can with as little work as possible, plain and simple. By knowing these distinctions you can see why each prefers the type of shower head they do.
Women: Typically women prefer a shower head that provides a polite stream of water so that it contacts their skin in a soothing pleasing sort of way. Most ordinarily soft water, water recovery types of shower heads where the water just has adequate force to hit the middle of the shower. If it sprays too hard it will be uncomfortable to accomplish their entire shower "ritual." If you see any shower head models with the words water saver, sweet, serenity, soft, gentle, soothing, calm, or mild then it's a good option for a shower head for a woman.
Men: Most men would agree that soft just does not cut it. Instead of spending time scrubbing every body part they would prefer a shower head that can assuredly Blast the grime right off. What would be great if it just removes the skin altogether. For men you should look for shower head models like the Skin Remover 2150 (yes I made that up) or whatever with the words blaster, shooter, drencher, or acupuncture in it.
Women: Women also prefer a shower head that gives them a collection of settings that well help them feel pampered and indulge in their shower experience. They would prefer settings similar to tropical rainfall, summer mist, cascading waterfall, spring drizzle, etc.
Men: Forget all the soft polite settings. The only infer men would want a huge range of settings is to be able to growth water pressure. That is all.
Women: A shower is prime relaxation time for women. It is a mandatory part of their shower "ritual." Hey, women get sore muscles and stressed just as much as men do. This is why women like shower heads with 70 separate massage settings that provide varying degrees of relaxation. Keep in mind that those massage settings still must be polite so that they remain as comfortable as possible.
Men: Now men also like those massage settings. Again, only because they tend to growth water pressure. The massage settings should not be whatever gentle. Regularly a shower head with a single "machine gun" massage setting that can shoot holes through someone's body knocking them to the back of the shower disfigured and dismembered is what men assuredly prefer.
Women: The most foremost preference women have for a shower head is that it compliments the bathroom decor. If it does not look good with the decor it won't be found in any place near the bathroom despite any cool features the shower head has.
Men: Who cares what it looks like as long as the darned thing works! Pretty much well whatever that resembles a fire hose that can shoot a stream of water 3 blocks down the street and distribute adequate water to fill a backyard swimming pool in less than 3 minutes is all that is required.
Okay, so now you know what men and women want in a shower head. If you have isolate his and her showers then half the battle is won already. All you have to do is setup the best shower head agreeing to what you and your partner prefer. However, there are citizen who have no option but to share a shower with their loving partner. The trick here is to setup a shower head that is has as many of the features favorite by women that also has a skin ripping blaster and a motor gun massage setting favorite by men. If you somehow find one, you and your partner will have the best shower touch of your lives.
Shower Heads: Women vs. Men
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